Someone emailed this to me and it just has to be shared with the fam as a whole :D

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
(The first line is the beginning of the proverb. The second is the 1st graders ending to it)
1.
Don't change horses
until they stop running.
2.
Strike while the
bug is close.
3.
It's always darkest before
Daylight Saving Time.
4.
Never underestimate the power of
termites.
5.
You can lead a horse to water but
How?
6.
Don't bite the hand that
looks dirty.
7.
No news is
impossible
8.
A miss is as good as a
Mr.
9.
You can't teach an old dog new
Math
10.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll
stink in the morning.
11.
Love all, trust
Me.
12.
The pen is mightier than the
pigs.
13.
An idle mind is
the best way to relax.
14.
Where there's smoke there's
pollution.
15.
Happy the bride who
gets all the presents.
16.
A penny saved is
not much.
17.
Two's company, three's
the Musketeers.
18.
Don't put off till tomorrow what
you put on to go to bed.
19.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
You have to blow your nose.
20.
There are none so blind as
Stevie Wonder.
21.
Children should be seen and not
spanked or grounded.
22.
If at first you don't succeed
get new batteries.
23.
You get out of something only what you

See in the picture on the box
24.
When the blind lead the blind
get out of the way.
25.
A bird in the hand
is going to poop on you.

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btw im still alive (as esther says social siberia).

we went paintball shooting thursday,yours truly got all shot up,tons of fun (as long as your not scared of getting hit;)
were going on a overnight tonight ,then we go scuba diving..

:) continued

oh yeah and im about to be abandoned for 2 weeks so benevolent siblings.. this is your time to shine!!! open your doors and let the underprivileged in!!

:)

Hello fam! I've just returned from social siberia. Ive been cut off from civilzation for a while...and now im back and better than ever. sort of.(for those of you lacking in the power to advance your cerebral organs, that picture is the analogy of me. its titled "As Freedom Sails Away"

some dude copying no lyrics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ0yR705NWY
reading comments on collive is a must = entertainment for the whole family!

Chava's comment of the day:

I was wiping chava's tush, and gnesh was avidly observing. conversation went as follows:
Gnesha: I see white dots on Chava's tush!
Chava: (eyes wide, wide open, in stuffy Chava voice) I think it's because I spoke Lashon Hawa

HI!

hi everyone!
i officially have landed!
no i did not see bubby yet, i knocked away and NOBODY answered!
snapple fact-bubby's house is known as the creepy house on the block.
iyh i will post my phone number and please put it into full use!

and even MORE of DLG !! YAY!

my bunk going on a limo for a runaway!

DUUUUUDE!

Dude's slippers that he made in school for Tisha B'av


In ecstasy, swimming at playgroup


Hard at work, taking a coffee break. It's his new favorite spot in the house


chk out the cool briefcase!



First day at school. See the פיות fly!

sorry i keep posting every minute, i cant figure out how to make more than 1 pic come up on a post

samantha

my favorite camper.

dlg counsloring about some more

alll the staff at a pary. im in middle

dlg counsloring about

random pic of the two beauties

random pic of me and ess just cuz i need to show my shining face on this dying blog.

just realized im on bennys blogger by acc its chanale

just realized im on bennys blogger by acc its chanale

SHNAZ

Is there any reason Sh"nz is noticably absent from the brunoy pics on collive?? is he too busy in his room digging through our suitcase of treasures? or too out to lunch to realize ppl are taking pictures? or too out to lunch to realize that the school headed t the alps altogether?????

:)

Raegan Presidental Library-Simi Valley..most beautiful views ever

Nana cafe-yum Gopin carb food

another try

Getzy in heaven in Terminal 8(American Airlines)

 

 

 Getzy doing mivtzoyim on plane

making people wear his tefillin and his nerdy cap

 

 

 Nana Cafe-amazing Gopin carb food

 The Grove

 

 Herzog Winery-Oxnard, CA

 

 La Gondola-(Markowitz food)

 

 Ronald Reagan Presidential Library. Simi Valley, California. Most amazing views ever

attn shaini

how come none of ure pics are coming up?

test

 

 

 

 

Some photos from California

Getzy in heaven in Terminal 8(American Airlines)

 

 

 Getzy doing mivtzoyim on plane

making people wear his tefillin and his nerdy cap

 

 

 Nana Cafe-amazing Gopin carb food

 The Grove

 

 Herzog Winery-Oxnard, CA

 

 La Gondola-(Markowitz food)

 

 Ronald Reagan Presidential Library. Simi Valley, California. Most amazing views ever

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how come shnay and esther r not invited to this?

Found on Collive: Pics of our handsome bochur Arale

alabama's chaperons

Wedding pics!:)

Cont. Dinner at Markowitzs:)

dinner at the markowitzs:)

Hurwitz Night Activity: singing "Benjy" before going to bed!

Gnesha’s 1st time on the monkey bars

The Kids on swings

Hello

I got new pants. I'm really excited.

benny

Cuz everytime there's a new post, I get an email. And on my phone It let's me know everytime I get a new email. My email is:shainagopin@gmail.com

dlg replying on post!

i dont understand why i post something one minute and get a reply the next! this blog should not be a fulll time activity!!!!(attn shaini and chanale)! and what are the emails u guys use? (i think i have the wrong thing)

Dl, how r u enjoying? What's it like? Update us

dlg is chai vekayom!

i am here and quite alright and i did not disappear, no need for panic! if you so desire, you can call the house after 4:15 at 440 498 1637. or email me.

Bennys email is bennymn@gmail.com or benny@bennysmusic.com

Rish- my mailbox is in the lobby of my building. if you can call it a lobby lol. if you come at the right time of night you may see a sleepover taking place on the floor of the lobby. the kids in my building have been known to do that. its mailbox labeled 2A, ma has the key.

BTW- we should do what bennys family blog does. no comments, everything you write is a post. its too hard to keep track of comments building up on old posts. what does everyone say? for ex, dlg left her contact info on a comment and its vanished along with her. especially when you dont see comments.

what else? I am boiling hot.

Dlg how do we get ahold of u? I feel like u vanished

Dlg

Rishes the bas yechida! Rishes being doted on!

PSA: who can fix the blog?

for some reason, the comments are not coming up. Like it says zero comments, but really there are comments. Whose volunteering? you're all administrators

SHVEIG UN HER VUS ICH ZUG!

A) Whoever is "me" please change your name. its very BRDC.

B) did someone invite avi, benny and getzy?

C) I have not yet posted pics because all my pictures so far of the summer are super embarassing. IE. Benny cheering loudest at a baseball game with a cap and gan izzy t shirt, Benny bowling, Benny driving a 15 passenger, me rockclimbing with a nerdy guy fastening the harness on my tush.. etc.

I will do my best to take some normal pictures and promptly post them.

D) What is thunder's status right now?

E) rishe can you go check my mail? you can raid my freezer if you want i have really good ice cream

F) arale were coming to minn on july 27th iyh for a week or maybe a little bit more. Youll still be there?

Esther's graduation!

to all residents neighboring the pantry: Expect the expected

excerpt from collive: to view the aritcle in its complete entirety go to:
http://collive.com/show_news.rtx?id=9823&alias=runoff-elections-chaos-at-polls

>>2:50
Chaos at the polls: Elder resident R' Berel Haskelevich nabbed flyers from the Hecht campaign. A chase began down Kingston Avenue but the literature was already thrown in the trash. Calm has been restored.

Rishe's "Bday"

dudes first dayat playgroup

Thunder severely wounded!

News Update!! Wonder the fish somehow got into thunder's side of the tenement house, and severely wounded thunder. Mommy found thunder floating listlessly on the bottom of the tank. He is alive, but his fin is torn. :(